EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
kind of hate how capitalism has trained me to believe that having free time is a bad thing and that i need to be constantly doing something to make my existence worth anything
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
at night: everything is crashing around me. nothing has any meaning
in the morning: Whatever I Am Great